people call me shmadz

thespian–against–farmers:

sparkscroach:

the-one-named-sailor-meme:

They could be a cowboy

*polishes spurs, adjust hat, flexes suspenders, and takes grain of wheat out of my mouth* you got a problem city slicker

This is disgusting

(via squidyword)

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(via tacoabel)